Muff Doppler

The Supreme Prophet of The Muff. He spreads the gospel according to Muff. He speaks in cryptic language and is a healer of back ailments.

"I need to talk to Muff Doppler. My back is aching me from too much funny bizness at Dave and Busted's."

by Luke the Drifter February 3, 2010

stinky muffbox

When a female uses her fanny to queef into a tuperware container and then proceeds to store it with the other tuperware as if it does not contain smelly stank.

"I went to the cupboard to find a tuperware for my leftover pizza and ran into Meredith's stinky muffbox".

by Buster Muffinhalf March 30, 2009

Jizz Muffer

Someone who cleans the back room of an adult shop arcade.

Man that fucks a Jizz Muffer!

by Tom Foote August 1, 2008

Miffers

Rare and endangered male who lives in a very frigid climate and likes to wear Peter Pan costumes on occasion... lol

Has a great variety of Peter Pan costumes available,
but mostly keeps them in hiding, for fear of someone kicking his "Peter Pan Ass."

"Miffers, I'm going to kick your Peter Pan Ass !"

by annonymous February 9, 2004

muff respect

a bit like nuff respect but to be directed towards females by females deserving of this sort of deference or admiration.

I heard you closed that deal Carol, muff respect!

by The Queen Mother April 4, 2008

muff scum

the white chalky residue around the lips of a womens vagina after a long night of taking the cock rocket.

I was getting ready to eat her out when I discovered that she had some muff scum left over from the night before.

by patty winland February 15, 2010

muffa

your beautiful face after it's been beat by beauty gods

I just finished doing my make-up, doesn't my muffa look banging?

by Dr. Pecker March 23, 2010