Based on "Monsieur Muffler" garage shops (which are the
equivalent of "Speedy" garage shops), but with a horny
twist. Instead of taking care of cars, it takes care of men.
It's a place where you can get your oil changed, or the
equivalent of a rub-n-tug and sometimes more depending on
your luck and the day of the month.
equivalent of "Speedy" garage shops), but with a horny
twist. Instead of taking care of cars, it takes care of men.
It's a place where you can get your oil changed, or the
equivalent of a rub-n-tug and sometimes more depending on
your luck and the day of the month.
Honey your balls were full, when's the last time you went
to Mossio-muff-her ?
So Frank, where you want to go tonight? Want to play pool,
pay a visit to booger, or hang out at Mossio-muff-her?
to Mossio-muff-her ?
So Frank, where you want to go tonight? Want to play pool,
pay a visit to booger, or hang out at Mossio-muff-her?
by Dan The Rod Leroux August 16, 2006
the act of sticking a tooth brush inside a womens vagina and then proceeding to cum on it and brush your teeth with it
by Small_Goat May 14, 2009
When a man has a gigantic, overgrown and out of control amazon bush, to the point that it conceals all of his genitalia.
Scaroline said to her friend "I was going to give him head, but when I yanked his pants off he has the biggest nut muff I've ever seen. I didn't have a weed wacker handy, so I just let him Panama Canal me"
by Dc107 November 06, 2014
Person 1- I'll tell you what mate, last night i ragged that girls
brains out! I really stetched her wide!
Person 2- NICE! Just like a kfc bucket!
Person1- No, like a muff bag!
brains out! I really stetched her wide!
Person 2- NICE! Just like a kfc bucket!
Person1- No, like a muff bag!
by fishcake12345 December 15, 2009
Lesbian muff mushing or just muff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their pussies together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. After they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until... they get bored? i don't really know how lesbian sex works, i just know the move.
Bekie: Hey babe it's our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.
by peeniewantsithuge October 20, 2015
When one is in the company of another, and that individual won’t shut the fuck up or bellow in a lower tone & volume.and you try to block them out but to no avail cuz you are ill-equipped having no ear muffs
“ hey where did bro go?
He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.
He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.
by Adolph Leery May 09, 2020
Closely resembles a fighter pilot making a high angle attack on his/her enemy. In this case the pussy is elevated at a roughly 90 degree angle above the cock. In the final moments she swoops down instantly swallowing the cock while crashing onto the balls.
by HighAngleMuff11C March 24, 2016