Irish I’m Coming

When somebody says that they are coming to your event(for sure) and doesn’t show up.

Jeff gave us the old “Irish I’m coming” and decided not to show up! What a dick!!

by Lumpymfd July 24, 2020

Irish Lobtail Faux

Whilst a father, son, and gangbang, the son creams in the daughter and the father takes his dick out of the daugthers ass/mouth/vag, and slurps on his son's cum out of his daugther's dripping pussy.

Hey Zach, you know what a Irish Lobtail Faux is?
Is it to do with being drunk?
No, that's racist. Think you, actually don't, i's too deprived...., you know what, fuck it.... think you, fucking your sister with your dad. And you finish inside her and your dad sucks it up.
The fucks wrong with you?
It's a real thing. Look on Urban dictionary.

by Dongerz February 25, 2021

Irish Christmas Tree

A bush where someone has hung a bag of dog shit, like some disgusting decoration on a Christmas Tree.

You should probably walk on the other side of the street. Theres an Irish Christmas Tree up ahead.

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

Irish Roulette

The bar customer gets a free beer (or portion thereof) when the beer keg kicks while the bartender is drawing the beer from the tap.

Bob won at Irish Roulette when the bartender got a wet tee shirt.

by BobbyMac1960 May 30, 2021

Irish Road Hog

When you gran the balls and proceed to give them an Indian burn,slow, but painful.

My girlfriend so freaky yesterday she gave me the Irish Road Hog

by Dbsb3272Globeabb August 25, 2021

Irish Confetti

When you cum in a potato and microwave it until soft. You then throw it at your spouse

Bitches be complaining about the potato famine so I hit her with the Irish Confetti.

by Shesprettyify January 19, 2022

Irish Wedgie

When you use your teeth to pick out a fraternity brothers cock from their underwear. Usually performed at a college fraternity house.

John had a great time on St. Patrick's day. He gave Chad an Irish Wedgie after drinking 10 Irish Car bombs. John is now gay.

by lawlwa March 7, 2022