Fap Ghost

When an event from your past haunts you while you're fapping.

Oh man, I can't stop thinking about her, she comes into my mind everytime I'm jerking off...she's like a fap ghost.

by Killerspoon March 2, 2012

Ghost Liking

When a user on Facebook "likes" another users comment left on a status without donating their two cents in the actual conversation at hand.

Reasons for this maybe because:

(1) have nothing to contribute to the status.
(2) don't want to receive useless notifications by liking/commenting the actual status or
(3) it was that damn good of a comment and worthy of receiving props.

Chervony: "Molly keeps Ghost Liking the comments I leave on Diaz' status'! It's like she's here with us listening to our every word!"

Ben Dover: "I feel her presence in this status."

(Chervony and Ben Dover embrace each other in fear)

by Jovan606 July 30, 2010

ghost fart

When your driving in your vehicle and and you smell a terrible fart and your all alone. You realize that it was the vehicle in front of you who farted and it traveled back into your face.

Holy docking bubble I think they guy I front of us just hit us with a ghost fart.

by dlboone24 October 8, 2014

Ghost Finger

When you intentionally maim yourself so that you lose permanent feeling in your finger for the sake of better anal stimulation.

My girlfriend was out of town for the week, so I had to give myself the ol' Ghost Finger.

by RadDadjokes August 20, 2018

ghost message

A message, or messages, sent while the recipient is not online.
It is usually intended for the recipient to read when they come online & not necessary or vital to send in an active conversation.
Ghost messages usually are about previously stated information or just something that you would like the recipient to read & not necessarily respond to.

(Please note the timestamps on these examples)
Example 1:
9:20 PM
Sebastian: Do you think you could come tonight?
Anna: Maybe. I don't know... I'll have to ask my mom.
12:00 AM
Anna: I was reading up some things about tickets... It costs 50$ to go there, then we need to consider the amount for food & attractions.
10:15 AM
Sebastian: Oh, right. It closes at 9 too.

Example 2:
3:00 PM
(very random conversation about things)
3:50 PM
Ian: (link to a funny YouTube video)
6:18 PM
Evan: What the hell did you send me.

Example 3:
11:25 AM

Sam: (sends notorious spam)
5:00 PM
Piper: why do you keep ghost messaging me
Sam: ghost messages. (jazz hands)

by Killossal October 31, 2016

the ghost of miami

In Miami, on the coast
There lives a 4 foot 0 ghost
Be careful of his nasty tricks
The master of dives & penalty kicks

Pessidog: "Bro did you hear the ghost of Miami got a hat trick against a bottom table club he's the goat right"
Guy 2: "I watched the match he only scored penalties he got from diving"
The ghost: "camera wowo"
Pessidog: "AHH A GHOST"
Guy 2: "I know how to stop him. Bayern! Bayern! Bayern!

(Ghost runs away)

by PessiPendu August 7, 2023

The Ghost’s Finger

n: The sexual act of taking a popsicle, sticking it in a lady’s anus; inserting your penis inside her vagina and trying to feel the cold popsicle through the perineum membrane.

M: “You want to spice things up tonight? I’m been wanting to try the ghost’s finger for a while”

W: “ As long as it’s not too cold for me too!”

by Bendazan May 10, 2022