February 19th

National grab anyone's butt day

Let me grab dat butt its February 19th

by Unkn🅾️wn February 18, 2020

February 22

its your daughters birthday and everyone expects you to accomplish the impossible
i declare it international give a mum a wage day

Hey, its February 22. My brain and body are fucked but everyone's having a good time. Gin, anyone?

by Krkič February 21, 2020

February 12th

On this day a true bad bitch from Gracanica is born and she is the prettiest one. We love her you know who u are

Wow shes so pretty. Yeah shes born on February 12th

by s3lmqq May 6, 2020

February 34

The day the dinosaurs died due to a meteor hitting earth, and a fat fart made by a pack of humongous cockroaches.

Person 1: What day did the dinos die?
Person 2: Oh, February 34 of course!
Person 1: Oh ya, how could I forget!

by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh May 28, 2020

February 27th

National Kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day

have a boyfriend/girlfriend
well on February 27th you have to kiss them

by funnyurbanz February 25, 2023

February 28

Show your bf your tits day and tell him you love him so much

“Yo it’s February 28 show me the tits”
“Ok *shows tits* I love you so much”
“I love you too”

by Eggsarefromcows February 25, 2023

February 7

Kiss your gf day! Kiss your gf on the lips on this very special day so don’t miss out and be a pussy.

Gf 1: kiss me cus it’s February 7
Gf 2: alr

by K3lsey_ February 3, 2023