A poet, casanova, a man shrouded in mystery, plagued with dagger looks, emitting lust with each gaze, each step. Who you take home to your parents, only for your mother to fall in a deeper love than even you. A homewrecker, a nomad. The clothes on his back are what he lives in, a square between his middle and ring finger, European-style. Nobody knows where he came from, some say a cave. Some say he's always been, before God himself. He is Dave, leader of many. Follower of none.
by Gary Sucklemeister November 21, 2021
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Get the Dave’s Creamery mug.A man named Dave who secretly wants to be a woman, brought on by the feelings of seeing his doppelganger of the opposite sex (Megan). Combination of the name Dave and Megan.
by -Wilf- September 24, 2021
Get the Dave-An mug.A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.
by Mathsbot November 4, 2021
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A guy with a small penis and is bad in bed and a total fuck boy and is a shitty Asian who wears polo and has shitty hair
Dave Jr has a small penis
by Connor o'neal August 20, 2016
Get the dave jr mug.The act of or ability to talk at a low volume and constant tone without anyone being aware that you are talking. Usually in a rambling fashion whilst being on a slant or becoming more slanty.
The more drunk Kelly became last night the more she started daving.
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'Kelly was really daving last night.
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'Kelly was really daving last night.
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