Dave

Dave is a cat he dosent give a shit what he does or says, and dosent give a shit about no one, why? Cause he is dave... cat dave

- You just jacked the cops ....your a dave
- People put rubbish in the bin you put it on top of the bin....your a dave

by Yeah im a dave June 29, 2018

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Dave

He is ugly and his eyebrows and beard suck.

Wow dave is dumb!

by assssssaaaa August 31, 2020

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To be a shady Dave you must live in the shadows of dark places. You will find shady Dave’s near crime, pollution, an missing children. Shady Dave’s favorite pastimes include chronic public masterbaition, stealing wheelchairs and holding up hotdog stands.

Damn dude you robbed that senior citizen like a shady Dave MC

by Neighborhood watch March 24, 2020

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Daving

A very caring boy often smart, super smart even but it's all due to his hardwork. He is such a hardworker it's astounding.
He is made to succeed but can unfortunately feel very lonely. He's under a lot of pressure, he deals with it with sarcasm and that is one of the funniest things in him. Always stronger than he thinks he is and very simple guy with great qualities he doesn't seem to be aware of, very supporting friend, he is the definition of cute too hehe.

They're as smart and cute as Daving? No it can't be.

by Shayissad April 10, 2022

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Dumbass dave

A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.

Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.

*blood splatters*

Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”

Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.

by Bawston69 August 4, 2019

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