A person someone would never admit to having a crush on because of how much of a weird loser they are
Guy 1: “Oh what about Maddie?”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”
by xXxAngelCakexXx January 17, 2023
Get the Closet-Crush mug.Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.
by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019
Get the Walmart crush mug.When you really liked someone, but they turn out to be a complete ***hole, so you dump your respect for them by throwing it out of a window at them. Along with some complimentary rocks and an old shoe for bad luck.
"Oh girl, I am so crush dumping that b*tch-***hole-d*chebag. He lied about everything and he didn't even apologize. Lemme just run him over with a truck."
by #YouJustGotSlayed January 13, 2017
Get the crush dumping mug.When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.
A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.
by ApricotFields June 15, 2020
Get the Child Crush mug.A guy/girl who you like but you already have a crush. So it's basically a backup if your crush rejects/leaves/hates you.
Guy A.: I like her, she's cute but I already have a crush.
Guy B.: So she's your emergency crush bro.
Guy B.: So she's your emergency crush bro.
by Ringo16 July 15, 2016
Get the emergency crush mug.by JaneSierra December 1, 2018
Get the Instant crush mug.A form of nipple play in which one individual pinches another individual's nipples with such force that they begin to bleed.
by William Rentes September 3, 2018
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