"I'm stuffed. Wanna fuck?"
"Sure, but we're out of lube"
"Guess it's time for the Ol' Roman Chili Dog"
"Sure, but we're out of lube"
"Guess it's time for the Ol' Roman Chili Dog"
by T.Tryckster April 09, 2021
by KyonH February 10, 2009
When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.
by Chili Puncher May 30, 2019
When a man has sexual relations with a bag of spicy chips then before orgasming he nuts in a woman splashing her with chili pepper powder.
by Gaysians January 29, 2020
by CYNMD August 13, 2022
The act of shitting in your lady friend’s vagina while simultaneously packing Fritos up her poop chute. Once complete, enjoy.
Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.
Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.
by theyeetman February 16, 2019
Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
by Bobby Autismic December 22, 2018