Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

I finally convinced my girlfriend to try anal. We didn't know what we were doing and I ended up with a backdoor chili dog.
by Peeter Poopinski October 6, 2023

When a girl gives a guy head after he had just had vaginal sex with her while she was on her period, and his penis is covered in dried period blood.
by Potato Greene October 21, 2022

A derivative of “digging your chili,” a phrase thrown about in the early aughts mostly in Cincinnati, Ohio to express a liking for someone.
Over time, with the corruption and degradation of decent society, the phrase transformed into “dickin’ your chili.”
Not to be confused with “dick in your chili” which in some regions is known as a “chili dog.”
Over time, with the corruption and degradation of decent society, the phrase transformed into “dickin’ your chili.”
Not to be confused with “dick in your chili” which in some regions is known as a “chili dog.”
Betsy: Hi friend, Happy Tuesday, I’m really dickin’ your chili!
Philip: Excuse me??
Betsy: I’m dickin’ your chili!
Phillip: No thanks.
Philip: Excuse me??
Betsy: I’m dickin’ your chili!
Phillip: No thanks.
by nocharge May 26, 2023

Cole: Chili on the bun
Joe: What is that?
Cole:A riddle that once solved, your life will never be the same.. in the best ways possible
Joe: What is that?
Cole:A riddle that once solved, your life will never be the same.. in the best ways possible
by Kyrdfgh March 6, 2022

by James Westen April 19, 2019
