pillow cancer

When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.

Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.

by Schlumberjacker November 22, 2019

cancer

1. feminists

2. fran, (and the rest of those types of name bf thing)
3. this website

cancer

by jimmy_mom:D August 12, 2022

The scientist who cured breast cancer

Hahahahahahaha. The A.I. is going to do it so no.

Hym "And then I will be the scientist who cured breast cancer. Great job me."

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

Cancer

Chadwick Boseman's best friend

Yo, did you hear Chadwick Boseman died cause' of cancer?

by gush_sivam_123 July 14, 2021

Turbo Cancer

An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).

Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.

Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 19, 2024

apostate cancer

You are in full apostasy in the church and it’s terminal.

I’ve got full on apostate cancer; there’s no turning back.

by Screaming Old Man January 14, 2023

Cancer Development

A large suburban development, or sprawl, involving the decimation of natural forests for cheap tract homes, environmental scaring, & mind numbing uniformity.

100 acres were sold to a housing corporation that will jam in 475 homes starting in the low 300s!

From above, the surrounding landscape will look like it has cancer.

Cancer Development.

by Barfield Smarkbass July 11, 2022