If you are of male origin and call a female friend simply to chat for 2.5 hours or more, you are officially classified as gay and must now hand in your dick for confiscation. Dick may be returned if offender redeems herself. Repeat offenders lose all respect from friends, relatives ect. ect. ect.
Speaker #1: Apparently tyler called lakna last night and they talked 4 2.5 hours
Speaker #2:What a gay loser. He pulled a 2.5 hour chat.
Speaker #2:What a gay loser. He pulled a 2.5 hour chat.
by DevoPast August 03, 2006
co-worker 1: "Tim came in late and he just left early, did you see that?"
co-worker 2: "10-4 Good Buddy"
thusly: Good Buddy Hours
co-worker 2: "10-4 Good Buddy"
thusly: Good Buddy Hours
by Greakan May 14, 2008
by Lil Heit September 22, 2018
One of the wonderful features of Cialis, to pitch a trouser tent long enough so a gerbil can sleep underneath. Four hour erections can lead to damage of the penis if you let it go longer. The reason why there's 6,000,000,000 people on this planet breeding and sodomizing each other like animals.
"erections lasting more than four hours should be treated by a doctor, or serious damage may result"
I took Cialis, got a four hour erection and went to the shelter and had sex with 16 partners.
I took Cialis, got a four hour erection and went to the shelter and had sex with 16 partners.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter October 28, 2007
by bob teats April 15, 2010
for example: Hyrum did not have enough racks to buy his gucci windbreaker so he want full sad boi hours mad.
by chody January 13, 2019
The Zero Hour Theory states, that in the event of daylight savings time (taking place only during the “fall back” daylight saving switch) You are given an extra 59 minutes during your day. Not only are you given an extra 59 minutes, but…. In theory those extra 59 minutes never happened.
Think of it as this… for the 2010 Daylight Saving Time (taking place November 7th at 2am) the clock travels from 1:00 am to 1:59 am. When the clock is supposed to hit 2:00 am, it jumps all the way back to 1:00am (because you turn the clock back in fall vs. forward in spring). Thus giving you an extra 59 minutes (the first time the clock goes from 1:00am to 1:59), that theoretically never happened. So again, “in theory” for those 59 minutes that never exist, you should be able to do whatever you please, and get away with it….because hell they never happened. Look at this day as an excuse to celebrate and get a little extra crazy, go out and do something fun. Because in the Zero hour, anything goes.
***this is just a theory, not liable if you go murder someone or any of your actions for that matter***
Think of it as this… for the 2010 Daylight Saving Time (taking place November 7th at 2am) the clock travels from 1:00 am to 1:59 am. When the clock is supposed to hit 2:00 am, it jumps all the way back to 1:00am (because you turn the clock back in fall vs. forward in spring). Thus giving you an extra 59 minutes (the first time the clock goes from 1:00am to 1:59), that theoretically never happened. So again, “in theory” for those 59 minutes that never exist, you should be able to do whatever you please, and get away with it….because hell they never happened. Look at this day as an excuse to celebrate and get a little extra crazy, go out and do something fun. Because in the Zero hour, anything goes.
***this is just a theory, not liable if you go murder someone or any of your actions for that matter***
“I just went and threw poop at a police officer, but it doesn't matter, it happened in the zero hour"
“You hook up with that fat girl?"
"Not technically, it happened in the Zero Hour"
“You hook up with that fat girl?"
"Not technically, it happened in the Zero Hour"
by Anonymous54981 November 04, 2010