Brandon Smith

a typical white boy name has good hair and gets hella hoes but can be a boner biter at times

oh look its brandon smith i want hiiiiiim

by goodguy27 September 30, 2016

Brandon

A racist who loves Hitler. Trumps biggest fan. He thinks he’s funny but people only laugh out of pity. Has the mind of a preteen. Has trouble doing simple tasks like tying knots or finding holes. He’s also a terrible kisser and leaves spit down to your chin. He also happens to be very sweet and giving to those he cares about.

There goes Brandon listening to cumtown again.

by Vanilla88 November 22, 2019

brandon is fugly

Brandon is fugly

Brandon is fugly

by LlamaDramaDrater May 29, 2017

brandon’s dick

Really Fucking big

Brandon’s dick: Huge and meaty

Dude #1: dude that ass is huge

Dude #2: Yeah as big as Brandon’s huge cock

by Boba black May 4, 2018

brandon lingo

A disabled person that looks like a fish.

Brandon Lingo looks like a fish.

by 10101010101011 September 26, 2018

brandon murphy

The sexiest man alive.You need a Brandon because he is a kind and loving person. Brandon Murphy usually has a big dick and a great pull out game

Damn, I need Brandon Murphy is the sexiest man I know.

by 1400girl May 4, 2018

brandon blas

he is a very sexy man, when you look at his eyes you will see that he is the right person to be with. he will makes you feel special when you are with him. He only stays with one girl.

i think i should get me a brandon blas

by jennifer S. November 6, 2012