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blow pig

any female (or girl if you will) who will blow just about anyone

Also, any girl who simply loves to suck d*ck like a grimey whore.

Note: Blow pigs can be sloppy, overweight, AND/OR ugly BUT when getting a BJ, especially from an experienced blow-pig, WHO REALLY CARES ANYWAY!!
Guy 1: Yo dude, check that girl out over there, she looks like a real blow pig!

Guy 2: Yeah man, i bet she guzzles buckets of cum in her spare time. You can tell shes just asking for that guy to stick his d*ck in her mouth.

Guy 1: F*ck yeah.
by I Love Dirty Whores May 30, 2006
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Pink Sock Blow Job

The act of cleaning a pink sock before reinserting it back into the anus.
"After I gave her a pink sock, I had to give her a pink sock blow job. That shit has to be clean or it will get infected."
by Santorum fairy December 14, 2011
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Blow out

When a girl gives such an out standing blow job, the man getting blown has a violent out burst! usually ending up in slapping, hitting, or hurting her in some way or another.
Katie: "I was giving my boyfriend a blow job and he had an insane blow out! he beat my ass six ways from Sunday!"

Jennifer: "I wish I could give my boyfriend a blow out as good as you can."
by jack mc. spank dick July 20, 2010
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We blow

In the BSA, this is the stage between Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts, and the number #1 reason why boys drop out of the BSA. They don't want to say, "We are WE BLOWS".
MOM: Peter, Bobby, you are no longer cub scouts. Pretty soon you will be able to say "We are WE BLOWS".

PETER: Mom, can we quit, and join back up when we're old enough to be boy scouts?
by Chuck Liddell June 11, 2006
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go blow your dad

This phrase was coined by a bunch of crazies from south western Pa. in the early 80's. It was used to piss off whomever was in earshot... usually shouted at the top of your lungs in public places...
Sammy got tossed from the club for yelling "Go blow your dad".
by chazmataz December 2, 2004
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blow me a gun

when you are smokin weed....you tell some one to turn tha blunt around and blow it into ur mouth
Yo take tha blunt and BLOW ME A GUN
by Monia June 30, 2003
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Blow Me a Kiss

1.When a dude takes two pirate hookers home from the bar and one of them makes out with him while the other one blows him.

2.Can also be used as an invitation for afformentioned act.
Dude I went home with these two girls from McCalla and they wanted to blow me a kiss!
by Grey's Anatomy January 16, 2008
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