American Vague

A delaying / distancing / diversionary tactic used by yanks, esp in business: - responding to enquiries with an answer which feels detailed and packed with jazzy terminology but on closer inspection is non-committal and vague to the point of containing no actual information

Office Brit: "What does this mean, 'We'll be sharing the capture actionables for delivery in the foreseeable, dependent on inputs of unforeseen challenges to play.' WHAT DOES IT MEAN?"

Resident Yank: "Oh, it means nothing. You just got American Vagued"

by Wellitywell January 14, 2015

American Autism

A harmful mental illness that is spread by Americans, which encourages other Americans and as well as non Americans to force retarded American ideals/ways of behaving onto others

"Don't mind Jay, he has American Autism."

by Pussysmasher 9000 January 15, 2021

American Sidewinder

The american sidewinder is a sexual act in which one person lays flat and still, while the other, inserts the penis of the male participant into an orifice of choice and then proceeds to move in a way similar to that of of a sidewinder, gyrating the hips from side to side and undulating the entire body..

I wish Anne Marie would let me do an american sidewinder with her.

by AufulPerson69 June 19, 2017

American tank

a bb gun on wheels wrapped in wet paper towls

that american tank cant do shit

by Boris the tank lord December 20, 2017

modern american

When an uneducated chef describes his style of cooking.

"Yo, everything we make is whack! My menu is modern american."

by Topcheffuckboy July 18, 2016

American Bidet

When you poop in the toilet and water splashes your butthole, than immediately after you act fancy

I’m usually scared of an American bidet, but when the water got me, I actually liked it

by TheDarkSeeker June 15, 2019

American Mink

A sexually attractive con artist (non specific to gender identification or sexual orientation) with "genie-like magic" seduction skills used for their nefarious pleasure in taking short term advantage of victims who are seduced in a public place, often at bar. The American Mink will con for sport without any need for what they can take from victims. They are named after a wild animal, a small cute weasel; the American Mink with exquisite fur, this animal drinks blood and will over-kill when hunting for sport often not eating it's dead prey and leaving carnage and wasted corpses.

I fell for a beautiful girl at the bar last night, she made me feel like king of the world, when I woke up this morning my wallet and car keys were gone. I should have realized she was too good to be true, she was an American Mink.

by ELMH November 29, 2021