A kid whose started acting like a 9 year old. Someone who’s 8 and a half years has finally stopped being an idiot. When your in the age you start liking pewdiepie and stop being annoying as shit.
by The dancing nugget July 7, 2022
Get the 8.5 year oldmug. An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.
This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"
Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
by uuyb438iubf February 14, 2012
Get the New Year Alzheimer'smug. In irish secondary schools, the 12-13 year olds are in first year. this makes them First Years™. Characteristics of First Years™ include: arrogance, cockiness, annoyingness and smartassness.
second year: oh god, here comes some First Years™
third year: shut up you were a First Year™ last year
third year: shut up you were a First Year™ last year
by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti November 16, 2019
Get the First Years™mug. Is the commitment to do what you always wanted to do in life and take it to the XTREME.
the crasiest and wild things you could ever imagine right before the new year starts.
the crasiest and wild things you could ever imagine right before the new year starts.
ted: dude whats your new years megalution?
frank: jumping off a plane with a parachute and landing on wild hog territory.
ted: :( time to change mine...
frank: jumping off a plane with a parachute and landing on wild hog territory.
ted: :( time to change mine...
by omg a chicken! December 30, 2010
Get the new years megalutionmug. "I shouldn't have went to that state college. All I did was get drunk and party and now I can't find a job because of my useless degree in Environmental Art History. what a waste of 4 years."
by Colagegraduit April 27, 2016
Get the waste of 4 yearsmug. by Mudslinger September 30, 2021
Get the Slap ass yearmug. 
Get the New Year 2023mug.