wet picnic

Sexual intercourse, outdoors, on a blanket. Generally done in fields and meadows.

Brian and Susan went to the park and found a quiet spot to have a wet picnic.

by blindscholar March 3, 2015

wet for Went

idiomatic expression, used mainly by true fans to express downright appreciation for an American actor called Wentworth Earl Miller III. starring in the TV show "Prison Break".

Originally coming from a hilarious blog with the same title it is now officially used around the globe, e.g. in printed publications like the German Issue of the GQ Style Guide Fall 2007.

(direct quote from the GQ Style Guide 2007)
Even in Paris a PR-woman lately confessed that she was "wet for Went".

by DanceForMe January 2, 2009

wet pasquale

To blow your load in someone's ear

Pasquale was having sex with a woman and he pulled out and blew his load in her ear and then said you just got a wet pasquale

by Pasquale728 April 23, 2010

Wet Parson

A sexual act in which a person spits a loogie onto their finger(s) and inserts them into another person's anus.

Jamie : after my morning cigarette I coughed up some nasty shit onto my fingers and stuck it up Matt's ass.
Charlie : Did it go in easy?
Jamie: Hell yeah man, it was a real slick wet parson.

by Jamie Parson August 3, 2006

wet period

the period of time where things are wet. with alcohol.

Oh man! I can't wait for wet period, it has been so boring knitting on friday and saturday nights!

by ooookur September 20, 2019

Wet monkey

When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.

While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.

by Filibuster September 26, 2018

Wet Wanker

The act of Jizzing in the ear, like a Wet Willy, but literally.

Guy one: Ah, dude. I just gave that guy a Wet Wanker!

Guy two: You mean a Wet Willy?

Guy one: Nah.

by LootGoblinPenny December 12, 2016