madder than a mole

An old saying from midwest farm country. "I'm madder than a mole who can't fill his hole!"

"You see Jeff stub his toe? He was madder than a mole who can't fill his hole!"

by GB_Pack4 February 24, 2014

crazier than a damn goose

A phrase said to an individual that presents symptoms of insanity, of the water fowl variety.

Boy, you're crazier than a damn goose!

by A$APasparagus May 13, 2015

Hotter than a sweaty Ballsack in Dubai

1. When it's just THAT hot out

2. When trying to convey to someone just how hot it is, as vividly as possible

Note: Ballsack can be replaced with Camel Toe to be gender friendly

"You going to the dessert this weekend"
"Nah, Man...I checked the weather report and it's gonna be hotter than a sweaty ballsack in Dubai"
"Damn, Bro...THAT hot"
"Yeah, Man...THAT hot"

by JWin80 October 26, 2015

Higher Than a Pogo Stick

When your high on weed, prescription drugs or even Burt's Bee's and your so high your higher than a pogo stick metaphorically

Dude i'm higher than a pogo stick

by Bees Nese August 7, 2016

Hairier than ya mommas ass

A nigga caught up in hard times.

Damn I'm hungry than a M.F. up out here, ain't had a hair cut in bout 8 and 1/2 months. Got a nigga feeling hairier than ya mommas ass.

by SUMUDEEZNGZLKJSTLKEU September 1, 2016

crazier than an inbred schnauzer

Edith Prickley, a central character on SCTV in the 1980s, referred to someone as "crazier than an inbred schnauzer." Schnauzers tend to be some really overamped dogs, and apparently inbreeding would just intensify it.

He's crazier than an inbred schnauzer.

by Ferdosork November 15, 2016

Higher than a Giraffe Dick

when someone is so high they can't even think straight

dang bro you hit the blunt 20 times you're gonna be higher than a giraffe dick

by imrealugly14 December 20, 2016