chicken lane

the middle lane between a two way street which is used to turn or merge onto oncoming traffic

"i was in the chicken lane"

by Gerti December 31, 2005

Chicken Bandit

Term used in place of "Nigger" to describe black people because they like chicken and they steal.

Cletus: Hey man you hear 'bout what happened last night?
Billy: Nah man what happened?
Cletus: Some Chicken Bandit stole all the water melons out o' my garden!
Billy: Damn Niggers...

by RumpleSteelFlex May 25, 2010

Chicken Necks

What's for lunch today. Taken from The Simpsons.

Ralph: "What's for lunch?"
Lunch Lady: "Next!"
Ralph: "Chicken Necks?"

by First male wildcat May 31, 2006

Shit Chicken

When you're taking a dump in a public restroom and there's someone you might know in the stall next to you, and you try to wait them out so as not to emerge from the stall at the same time for fear of being recognized.

Bob was playing an intense game of shit chicken because he was extremely gassy that day and thought his co-worker John might be crapping in the stall next to him.

by Poop Guru February 21, 2011

Chicken period

An egg. Wholesome, delicious eggs ... As in omelettes, eggs and bacon, hard-boiled eggs, etc.

My friend became vegan after coming to the realization that egg are essentially chicken periods.

by Jungleusa April 21, 2010

beat the chicken

1. stroke the snake

2. kiss the squiss

3. choke the chicken

4. spank the monkey

5. jacking off

6. mastrubation

all of a sudden , he pulled down his pants went to the shower and started to beat the chicken!

by mrham4444 April 12, 2014

turkey chicken

1.Used to describe a situation when one person hears one word - while someone else hears another.

2.Used to settle an arguement over what word was used in a sentence. Similar to declaring "The situation will never be solved, so just shut up about it."

After Turkey Chicken is used - the arguement finished.

There is no response required for a Turkey Chicken.

J.P. "Mor, did you just ask for salt in your coffee?"

Mor "No. I asked for SUGAR."

Scot "I heard salt too."

Rod "No way! He said sugar."

J.P. "Oh well, Turkey Chicken."

by KTownFook May 30, 2005