Anu's Touch, stylized as Anustouch, is a permanently closed South Indian restaurant in Boobston, NJ that served what some consider them most innovative Indian dish of the 20th century: dehydrated miniature starfish in a brown curry glaze, garnished with corn. It is said to have tasted primarily of rancid vegetable oil. Other restaurants have attempted to reproduce the dish over the years, but none have succeeded in replicating the secret sauce—anu's touch. The founder, Jaggerwal Fatwinder, now long dead, claimed to have dreamt up the dish while under anaesthesia during the removal of a fat deposit in his forearm.
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by I Find Fart Jokes Funny February 5, 2016
A clever synonym with anal prolapse. When the lower part of the intestines protrudes from the anus causing inflammation and a red cauliflower shaped nodule protruding from the rectal sphincter
I was left with a nasty case of cauliflower anus after I took a spin on the rectum wrecker 300, it really lives up to its name.
by Bob sagets muffbrow August 8, 2022
Anus blower: A leafbower-type of sex toy that you put up the anus
and use to blow everything around it can also be used to inflate the stomach like a balloon. May cause serious injury without the proper amount of lube applied
and use to blow everything around it can also be used to inflate the stomach like a balloon. May cause serious injury without the proper amount of lube applied
Guy #1"Dude, she's so into me, she even let me use an anus blower"
Guy #2"On her or on yourself?" Guy #1"What do you think?" Guy #2"Dude I leterally see the tear streaks"
Guy #2"On her or on yourself?" Guy #1"What do you think?" Guy #2"Dude I leterally see the tear streaks"
by The anus blower June 4, 2016
Brocks story was soon put out there that Michelle Obama had strapped her red long dildo on, and gaped his asshole.
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