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Zach Haircut

The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
by Ballrock November 29, 2016
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zach

wrong. delusionally, utterly, psychotically, gut-wrenchingly, cock-suckingly wrong
i cant believe he’s being such a zach yolking on himself using a machine gun!
by bindbingowksiz July 7, 2022
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Zach Attack

:when Zachary Sherman has schizophrenic episode where he sees famous characters from well known philosophy novels (like the Consolation of Philosophy, Dante's inferno, the Apology, etc.)
:When a scholar is to be persecuted and received a Tally
Bro I think sher is having a Zach Attack on the new freshman
by Lil TeddyBear April 30, 2024
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Zach

a guy that is always wearing pijamas and he has a weird obsession with saying nonono
Zach why would you cut your hair?
by mapacha2000 November 23, 2021
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Zachs law

If one shall interrupt thy rules of what is posted on Facebook then one automatically takes ownership of thy post.
Zachs law means If a person shares a post on Facebook stating something such as " Your mom has one hour to reply or she has to buy your next tattoo" and you interfere with that post by tagging that person then you automatically have to purchase that tattoo yourself.
by Jungle ditch February 14, 2021
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zach stone

zach stone is a sexy hot beast. like so sexy hes also FAMOUS!! he has a shoe called zach stone is gonna be famous and he has the best bf, connor!
by zach stone fan November 21, 2021
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Zach Dixon

An amazing guy who is super hot kinda depressed and self conscious. He doesn’t really show much emotion but gets through the week looking forward to the weekend with friends who love him and love hanging out with him. He would love to get closer to his friends however and be able to hang out with them more than just when they come over to his house but his mom barely ever lets him because she is kinda strict
He look it’s Zach Dixon I wish I could hang out with him more but him mom is kinda strict, and he’s super hot so I don’t know if he would like me.
by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021
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