When a male masturbates and ejaculates and intentionally allows the semen drip down the penis and does not make an attempt to clean up. Resulting in a dry shriveled semen-flaked penis.
Jake: Bro I was jerking off last night. Ejaculated and created the most disgusting Crusty Sausage.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.
by EnigmaActivate February 15, 2017
Get the Crusty Sausagemug. by Home girl A May 22, 2016
Get the dropped the sausagemug. A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.
The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.
by SayNoToSausageVulture May 5, 2014
Get the Sausage Vulturemug. I was dancing with that guy, but when he started creeping me out I left, and then my friend swept in while I was going to the bathroom!
What a Sausage Thief!
What a Sausage Thief!
by ThisPostWasNotMadeByNico November 3, 2010
Get the Sausage Thiefmug. It is commonly known and perfectly acceptable to place the nickname Sausage in front of anybody called Ste, Stephen or Steve.
saw-sij or, esp. British, sos-ij
Hey Sausage-Ste make me a brew, good man.
Sausage perfectly good nickname for anybody with the name Steve.
Hey Sausage-Ste make me a brew, good man.
Sausage perfectly good nickname for anybody with the name Steve.
by kevkevk1 February 21, 2020
Get the Sausage-Stemug. Sudden loss of a woody , whereby the penis ‘falls out’ unexpectedly usually resulting in intense feelings of disappointment and frustration for both parties. Predominantly occurring in ‘beer goggle ’ driven sexual encounters with a hot and ready phantom hoe.
Undoubtedly leading to a positively spun bed time story shared with friends.
Undoubtedly leading to a positively spun bed time story shared with friends.
Example: "Vincent ended up dropping the sausage upon realising that the gorgeous blonde he thought he’d pulled earlier in the night was in fact a brown bag special ”.
by glittergirlgill February 21, 2011
Get the Dropping the Sausagemug. by TCH32 June 20, 2018
Get the Browned the sausagemug.