by gucci mane pondo December 29, 2013
Get the pork drunkmug. The act performed by a woman in which the man's pork (phallus) is grabbed by the woman and squeezed till red/purple. Generally considered as an act of sexual perversion.
John: Me and this girl from my estate got up to some pretty crazy shit last night.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.
by 69withyourmum March 13, 2012
Get the Pork Grabbermug. I was pork-a-lorkin Yolanda's fine ass last night.
by sockalock October 4, 2008
Get the pork-a-lorkmug. An offhand sexual reference that denotes one's manhood had been resting in the downward position for too long, and the individual that is "flipping the pork" has aroused the speaker and caused their manhood to arise to a vertical position.
"Honey, if you don't mind, could you please come flip the pork?"
"Carl was supposed to be online with us, but I think his wife is flipping the pork."
"Carl was supposed to be online with us, but I think his wife is flipping the pork."
by atrum October 7, 2013
Get the Flipping the porkmug. 
After eating large quantities of smoked pork then frantically running into a friends bathroom to ruin it from a complete asshole explosion covering walls, sinks, and toiletries with liquid shit. (SL 2018)
Holy fuck, Jared! Your pork chops gave me the god damn pork grunts. I just sprayed shit from my ass all over the bathroom walls. FUCK!
by SLLS August 19, 2018
Get the Pork gruntsmug. by ProdigiousVirus September 5, 2023
Get the street porkmug.