American Bidet

When you poop in the toilet and water splashes your butthole, than immediately after you act fancy

I’m usually scared of an American bidet, but when the water got me, I actually liked it

by TheDarkSeeker June 15, 2019

American Autism

A harmful mental illness that is spread by Americans, which encourages other Americans and as well as non Americans to force retarded American ideals/ways of behaving onto others

"Don't mind Jay, he has American Autism."

by Pussysmasher 9000 January 15, 2021

American Sidewinder

The american sidewinder is a sexual act in which one person lays flat and still, while the other, inserts the penis of the male participant into an orifice of choice and then proceeds to move in a way similar to that of of a sidewinder, gyrating the hips from side to side and undulating the entire body..

I wish Anne Marie would let me do an american sidewinder with her.

by AufulPerson69 June 19, 2017

american macaron

A vagina in yoga pants, especially colorful yoga pants. A reference to the colorful french cookie that looks very similar.

I went to yoga in the park, but showed up late. It was beautiful seeing all those American macarons saluting the sky.

by faireOwl April 23, 2015

American Vague

A delaying / distancing / diversionary tactic used by yanks, esp in business: - responding to enquiries with an answer which feels detailed and packed with jazzy terminology but on closer inspection is non-committal and vague to the point of containing no actual information

Office Brit: "What does this mean, 'We'll be sharing the capture actionables for delivery in the foreseeable, dependent on inputs of unforeseen challenges to play.' WHAT DOES IT MEAN?"

Resident Yank: "Oh, it means nothing. You just got American Vagued"

by Wellitywell January 14, 2015

The American doughnut

The act of sticking your winky in a sugar glazed doughnut and demanding your partner to lick it off and trading roles with a phallus until the box of doughnuts are empty

Husband: Time to suck my glazed winky dear
Wife: you mean the American doughnut?
Husband: yeah where is the phallus?

by Tomorrow’s tit December 24, 2020

American Water

Like regular water but inferior in every way. Deriving from the superior British invention of 'Water' prior to their invention of the United States of America.

"Oh dear me chaps, this American Water is terrible."

by Sir Rightalot August 19, 2020