Texas Monsoons

An occurrence in which the resident lives in any part of Texas, and there are thunderstorms and rains heavy and powerful enough to obliterate anything in their way, i.e., internet connectivity plummets, neighborhoods are flooded, the marshlands are swamped, you name it, it can do it.

Frederick: Aw hell brother, I got hit by them Texas Monsoons
Yonick: Damn boy, hope your not in any flash flood potential areas.
Frederick: But I am though, and my internet’s at an all time low too
Yonick: RIP you

by Magnumus Dongus October 18, 2018

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Texas Wheelie

When a girl is on a Ferris wheel and climbs on top of said wheel, rubs her clit on it while the Ferris wheel is moving, and achieves a climax.

“Stay here and hold my purse while I do a Texas Wheelie”

“I had a Texas Wheelie the other day that was the best!”

by Texas Wheelie November 30, 2019

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Texas Frosty

When a man blows his load into his partners belly button, and then he licks his own load out of the partners belly button!

WOW! The only way to get through these long nights at the hospital is to enjoy a Texas Frosty!

by Gas Station HotDog March 26, 2016

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texas swallow

when you pull your dick out of a gun holster and cum in someones mouth and they swallow

he watched too many John Wayne movies and made his girl try the texas swallow

by strikethepieta February 26, 2021

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Texas clogger

A massive shit resulting in the clog of a toilet.

"Hey I'm gonna go take a shit."
"Will it be a Texas clogger?"

*walks out of bathroom proudly*
"That was a Texas clogger!"

"Everything is bigger in Texas!"

by DJ ZachyD June 13, 2018

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