I can't afford to buy a light truck because of the chicken tax designed to protect us against those cheaper lightweight Japanese truck importers, so instead I'm just gonna buy a subcompact car. Why? Because they suck.
by A bugs's eyes June 16, 2022
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“I had to stop brining my vape to work bro I keep getting hit with mad zoomer tax bruh these new niggas fiendin no cap”
by OGbrothafromdaeastside June 18, 2022
Get the Zoomer Tax mug.The termed used to describe the fact that common items branded for cannabis use are much more expensive than identical items not intended for stoners.
Damn, that rolling tray is exactly the same as the one at the dollar store but because it has a pot leaf on it and I bought it at a head shop there was a serious stoner tax.
by loopbedoop July 2, 2022
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by Fraz Von Hoffer August 15, 2022
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“We could, but we’d have to pay the vibe tax.”-Deepti
“We could, but we’d have to pay the vibe tax.”-Deepti
by Uncut_jems September 11, 2022
Get the Vibe tax mug.“Oh sorry about my stomach gurgling, thats just the price I pay for being gay. The gay tax if you will.”
by Ciiinderellly January 6, 2022
Get the The Gay Tax mug.the tax for sinning. it's literally in the name, what do you mean i'm wrong?! it's the 'sin-tax'. the tax you have to pay for sinning- don't look at me like that! you know i'm right, you're just jealous i'm the one who has the balls to say it!
by eli-dino January 21, 2022
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