Shrek

hes cool

JOhnny Shrek is cool

by shrekkyboi2000 January 13, 2020

Shrek’d

The only appropriate word to say after a really clever roast. It is used to imply that the other person has been scolded by the legendary shrek himself and can no longer fend for himself. Often put after the word “get”

Girl: if you were half as pretty as me than I’d consider dating you.
Me: I must be pretty ugly then. Get Shrek’d dude!!!!!
*A beam of light hits the girl and vaporizes her*

by The Dijon January 13, 2020

Shrek

A mythical God and creature that has made many good things that our world stands on

if it was not for him our world would have corrupoted
"Onions have layers, so do ogres" - shrek parable of the onion

see also shrekism Living of of the parable of the onion a great thing

Shrek: hey donky onions have layers
donky: *ode to joy intensifies*

by Jimmy neutron_64290 January 17, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is the god we shall all praise. He has the thiccest ass cheeks in all the swamp. Shrek is love shrek is life. If you thinkj hes not daddy, you will be immediately sacrificed to lord farquaad. periodt.

shrek is love shrek is life :)

by ThiccDudelmao January 21, 2020

Shrectrophobia

Damaged; broken objects.

The boss had shrectrophobia, as he walks inside of the cluttered office.

by TheMaggie January 22, 2020

shrek

super cool guy like he is green but that don't mater but on the other hand he is married to a other oger named Fiona!!. he has a friend that is a donkey named donkey

have you seen Shrek he is so cool -_0

by shrek is super cool January 27, 2020

Shrek

If you dont know who Shrek is WTF r u doing with your life

Shrek

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