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School means hell and it’s a place we’re no one wants to be. The teachers force you to do work you don’t want to do, make you wait to go to the bathroom. School stands for Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives.
Liam: hey mom I don’t feel well can I skip school.

Karen: aww hunny you can skip I’ll get you some Ibuprofen.
*calls friend* Liam: hey did your mom say you can skip school ?

Friend: yes she did! Let’s play GTA when they leave the house
by mynameis.adrie May 13, 2020
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Teacher: Welcome to school!
Me hearing: Welcome to hell
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A place where you are allowed to have very little fun
"Oh man, not school!"
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School, Is a prison for people under the age of 18 and it’s a nightmare. Plus it’s filled with people that “teach” you stuff that you may never use and also work shitty jobs making shitty money. They hat you and there jobs plus they send you to the office for dumb reasons. Overall school is hell with people from hell
Student: “I hate school!
Teacher: “I hate my students and my job!”
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A place where you're apparently supposed to learn and get an education even though only some people like it, it's required by law.
I went to school and learned nothing, absolutely nothing.
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The most pointless thing ever like there teaching you math that not even the teacher knows
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Seven straight hours of torture and sitting in seats that make your ass hurt after a few minutes, you're forced to be around a bunch of pathetic wanna be Drakes that wear Yeezy's and hoodies with random screenshots of SpongeBob, they all have iPhone 11 Pros and Nike backpacks.

Schools usually reek of spoiled milk and the teachers always put the girl prisoners in front of the boy prisoners and there's usually 6/7 levels AKA "Periods" of torture.

You have math, social studies, ELA, science, gym, and computer lab, in gym, you run a Fitness Gram Pacer Test that usually results in Achilles tendonitis in both Achilles tendons.

You are also forced to carry a 50 pound backpack around the school, the backpacks consist of a heavy ass science textbook, a math book, a Chromebook, and binders that you will never use, the other inmates usually try to step on your new Adidas Rose 773's, and speaking of shoes, the other prisoners usually wear worn out dirty Vans shoes or really dirty Nike Air's while you're the only one that has clean drip on and it's hard to keep them clean around your other fellow inmates, your inmates, also known as "Kids" usually have bad breath and reek of B.O. and walk around like gangstas because they think they're cool
Then you have lunch, during this 30 minute break, you have to eat pizza that tastes like shit, then once you're done, you're back to torture.
"Why do you hate school?"
"Because it's torture"
by DemarDerozanFan10 October 20, 2020
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