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50 Shades of Grey 

BRO, stop reading porn!”
“What? Dude, I’m reading 50 Shades of Grey.”
“Yeah, that what I said. Shut that shit now.”

Seal Shadeslayer

I great warrior (me)

Shade slaying is dangerous -_-
Seal Shadeslayer is a great warrior who has passed their power for generations

Albuquerque Shake

When you do pee but there are still droplets left. The Albuquerque shake consists of the little dance one does to release those spare drops. 20% chance of success when one is fighting a boner.
Jason Bourne: I am Jason Bourne, I am peeing right now
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.

thug shaker

the thug shaker, also known as the rump shaker, is an erotic dance from the gay porn series, the thug hunters.
"you can do the rump shaker huh? the thug shaker, gimme the thug shaker, shake that ass. take your hands off and shake that shit, pull your shirt up i know you can shake it, shake it!"
thug shaker by internetdumb May 1, 2023

Cummie shaker 

What cummie does to zoomie in the dms
I wish I got cummie shaker in my dms
Cummie shaker by Ubereatsass May 16, 2023

she shake it like jelly 

when yo butty shake like jelly, duh
what icespice said in her song called deli
She a baddie, she showin’ her panty
She shake it like jelly
Hunnit bands in Chanely
But I’m still shakin’ a*s in the deli