The North Korean Microwave, not to be confused with the north Korean wheelchair.
Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.
The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.
Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.
The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.
John: Hey I finally had my first North Korean Microwave yesterday
Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?
John: 1.43rpm
Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?
John: 1.43rpm
by Jonathon Saccs Gobbsfrey, II January 28, 2023
Get the North Korean Microwavemug. No fights, No bitches, No fun. Make sure to keep that bitchass shirttail tucked in or belderass will get pissy. Has a great SPED program tho. The food is good but that’s abt it. If the three divisions of schools were to combine it would prolly equal half of a public school grade. If you talking to someone they breath ton smell like mint juul. Walk down the hall and all u gonna smell is a fish market fr.
North Cross Student: “Ok we finna walk down the hall so plug yo nose”
Anyone else: “Shit it’s dat bad?”
North Cross Student: “No...Worse than that”
“North cross school”
Anyone else: “Shit it’s dat bad?”
North Cross Student: “No...Worse than that”
“North cross school”
by Bootyhole pipe cleaner October 24, 2019
Get the North cross schoolmug. Person 1: Omg my school SUCKS
Person 2: Hey, at least your school isn't a north west middle school.
Person 1: Omg I'm soooo sorry! Good luck with that!
Person 2: Hey, at least your school isn't a north west middle school.
Person 1: Omg I'm soooo sorry! Good luck with that!
by Charli D January 30, 2019
Get the north west middlemug. by Mr. O. August 31, 2020
Get the north shore cocktailmug. by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014
Get the North Carolina Bombmug. North Miami Westside (NMW) is the westside of North Miami the streets that are considered north miami westside are 101-142nd street North Miami Westside is the best side , the people who live in north miami westside are up on Jwet, guns and etc
Hoods that fuck with North Miami Westside Are lakeside, lakeside is 101-119 a very slept on clique , other hoods that fw NMW are the brownsubs , lincoln fields, and other gdub hoods
NMW beef with North Miami Eastside (6ave)
And gkode hoods like YBM and the graveyard projects.
Hoods that fuck with North Miami Westside Are lakeside, lakeside is 101-119 a very slept on clique , other hoods that fw NMW are the brownsubs , lincoln fields, and other gdub hoods
NMW beef with North Miami Eastside (6ave)
And gkode hoods like YBM and the graveyard projects.
by 113baby113raisedme February 24, 2023
Get the North Miami Westsidemug. When taking a dump and deciding to suck ones own cock.
Tom: Just took a massive shit whilst giving myself a Minnesota North Star
Tom: Just took a massive shit whilst giving myself a Minnesota North Star
by Nodsy April 3, 2021
Get the Minnesota North Starmug.