Noah

Noah is the perfect mixture of energetic and lazy. Most of the times you'll see him sitting alone or just talking with one person so you can't expect him to go over to you and start the conversation you need to start it instead. He usually has one real group of friends that he enjoys hanging out with and he'll put everything aside just to hang out with them. If he ever tells you "Fuck you" that's how you know he really cares about you. And if you call him short he won't hesitate to punch back.. or bite.

"Hey Noah seems happy with that one person"
"Oh yeah thats his friend"

by Lost_kid124 January 19, 2022

Noah

He is very smart,handsome,and very strong. He is such a good friend he will be anybody´s friend he will help you when your feeling down he will love you like a brother/sister and all the girls will come running to him because he is very attractive he is loyal and would never tell¨unless your doing something like robbing¨. He is one of the best friends or boyfriends you could ever ask for! Go get a friend named Noah today!

Noah is such a good friend

by dumb fish January 26, 2022

noah

the realest nigga alive tbh. hed steal yo bitch and pipe her down. ots!

"oh look its noah, i just know his cocks big"

by 1NitchBigger January 28, 2022

Noah

The complete definition of Stupid. The opposite of Einstein. His braincells are stupid, his breathing method is stupid. His life is stupid. There's not a thing he does that isn't stupid.

"Jimmy! Stop being a dumbass! God, you're such a Noah."

by Jerry Jesus Jameson February 7, 2022

Noah

Noah is so ducking hot.
They where my fist kiss got so heated when I see him I will make out with them

And when you see there friends they might seem weird but there cool but the don’t care if anyone knows who they like and if you see them next say “queen make the fuck out with me”

Coco have you seen Noah

Rachel oh yea I made out with them
Coco I wish they where gay
Rachel they r go kiss them

by Uhg poo February 7, 2022

noah

an Indian white boy who makes jokes about Mexican Asian people for thinking that sushi is a burrito and dipping sauce is Donald trumps Dorito flakes on his face

Noah is an aidsical

Obama is not a noah

by gaymater mc liking it February 15, 2022

Noah

Noah is a person with many depths. Noah is a complete and utter cunt. He has a small dick that can’t even reach a bitches g spot.

Guy 1: hey did you see that Noah just got his bitch took

Guy 2: What! I actually ain’t surprised.

Guy1:yeah Noah is ugly af and I heard his balls haven’t dropped yet

by Baddietimes20000 February 22, 2022