condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete

Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."

by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024

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Miles

Scrawny ass bitch, with a faggot girlfriend, and a little penis. He can’t pull for shit, and has hella chuzz, and hella AIDS.

NIGGA DONT BE A MILES

by Budging April 29, 2025

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Crow's mile

The walk of the condemned to the place of his execution.

"That blood is being executed, he'll walk the crow's mile from his cell to the gallows at dawn."

by Zed Numar July 26, 2021

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miles

Miles is walking down the hallway

logan says whats miles like
dom says he is a bitch that everyone hates and has an imaginary penis.

Hey bitch nice cock miles oh wait you dont have one

by not -Finn April 12, 2022

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Miles Saucier

Born to the Saucier family, Miles Saucier, born to Amber Goodman Davis and James Saucier, Miles is their first child. Born in 2011 in Texas, later siblings are Connor Saucier, Jameson Saucier, Judge Alan, Lucy Saucier.

"Miles Saucier is very scared to move to New York."

by Ryan Podessium April 28, 2024

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