Midnight Wank

The act of masturbating until tomorrow (the upcoming date). Mostly done at midnight or close to 12AM

Alex: Dude I have just done the best midnight wank ever!
Peter: Why are you telling this to me? What even is a midnight wank?
Alex: Nvm. Wrong chat bro.

by Djukster December 30, 2019

middies

man tiddies

“hes so fat, he even has fat on his chesticle”
“no” , “that is his gracious middies”

EW RAMEZ STOP RUNNING, YOUR MIDDIES ARE FLAILING AROUND

by Phatty joop February 25, 2020

Midnight Tortettis

The sudden burst of energy affiliated with staying up too long.

My midnight tortettis were so bad last night, I couldn't stop laughing at the dumbest things.

by Brandoine May 18, 2020

midnight30

30 minutes past midnight
12:30am

We didn't leave until midnight30.

by Dream.demon June 19, 2020

midnight

the middle of the night

"It's never midnight in God's ass hole."
"When the night was half-way done, it was midnight."
"I smoked a joint at midnight"

by buttfucker3.141592653589 June 27, 2020

midnight depression

when someone stays up late at night and gets depressed the longer they stay up.by midnight the person is already thinking if they have any true friends and wishing they could do over everything. however in the next morning after they sleep the person gets extremely happy to be around and loves there friends.

Man i got midnight depression last night, i don't know what was happening with me.

by KrivRedDragon July 8, 2020

midnight voyage

A midnight walk turns to sex in the bathtub

Hey Tom heard you had a midnight voyage with Susan last night

by Pussy popping punk July 15, 2020