Maddie

An incredibally short species of dishwasher that is remarkably bad at making sandwiches, However they can handle up to 9 glizzys with extreme precision. Typically this species looks as if someone inbred the grinch and max with a little bit of evil gremlin mixed inside.

Did you buy a maddie to wash your dishes yet?

by Glizzyfiddler June 1, 2022

maddy

i literally love you you’re so gorgeous and i love when you hold my hand and tell me everything is gonna be okay

i love you maddy

by nigbigger June 1, 2022

Maddy the Baddie

Maddy is such a cool and fun friend. sweet home alabama maybeeee??? she always gets grounded by her parents for no reason now I cant see her after school till february bc of her parents dumb rules smh *rolls eyes in dissapointment*. Maddy the baddie is cool and funny. anyways shes a single pringle and shes into asians, text her bestie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me (such a cool kid): hey maddy the baddie wanna go to circle K and waste our money on shit we dont need?

maddye the baddie: cant i got grounded bc i didnt pick up a sock under my bed , but i can hangout again when its fucking february lol bye bestie another day another slay queen periodt. *walks away like such a baddie model on the cat walk aesthetic*

by Maddy The Baddie December 7, 2021

Maddi

Maddi is a baddie

Rebecca: Whoaa who is that super cool shortie?
Jessica: Oh, that’s Maddi, she’s a baddie

by anonymous December 10, 2021

maddie

maddie is a girl who always goes to spoons with her friends

maddie loves going to spoons

by 1105girl December 10, 2021

Maddie

A girl who needs to chill out ASAP or she won’t be going to a laker game any time soon.

That girl is acting so strange, she must be a Maddie.

by Goat1213 December 12, 2021

Maddie

Maddie is the most retarted person on the face of the entire earth. She's the type of person that asks, "What is movement?" in science class. She's also the person that thinks 100 stories is 760 ft tall. Not to mention her best friends are Lily and Nicole. Lily is also super retarded. Nicole isn't as retarded but still retarded. Maddie jokes around that she wants to get pregnant at the age of 15 and leave the father. She looks like a slut and is impossible to work next to. She hums to herself the whole time you are taking a test. Maddie will make you want to kill yourself.

Person 1: Ayo, did you hear that?
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.

by bigbooty69_ December 16, 2021