dangerously good-looking

A guy who's so damn gorgeous and sexy you dont trust yourself not to attack him even if he has a girlfriend

Ryan is dangerously good-looking. I probably shouldn't be left alone with him.

by starsky:) February 6, 2018

An egg looking ugly ass

An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.

Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.

Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.

by Madkso June 23, 2018

crap-a-lacking

Constipated, or feeling constipation

My stomach hurts because I am crap-a-lacking.

by Vero1982 March 12, 2019

“Something to be” looking ass

When somebody has a neat buzz cut, fully exposing the forehead

That “something to be” looking ass dude over there just said that Foster The People is the best band in the world

by DsDirtyDan July 9, 2019

“where you looking. where are you looking”

a funny phrase used by chunkz when he charted darkest mans neck off

“where you looking. where are you looking”

by Eskrillr September 9, 2020

Crunchy Rat Licking Turd

Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.

Person 1: “Trump 2020”
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD”

by Shrexgotsmallpp September 20, 2020

national titty licking day

national titty licking day is a day in which you can lick someones tittys on july 5

boy: hi its july 5 you know what that means ;)

girl: what does that mean?

boy: its national titty licking day

girl: -sigh-

boy: -licks-

boy: mmmmmm tastey

by revolvewastaken November 19, 2020