by saskenarutosakuraLOVE October 21, 2019

Another great gangster movie directed by Guy Ritchie. Not gangster-gangsta movie, but gangsta-hahafunny movie.
Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously.
Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously.
"Well, suffice to say, he got pissed.
"Well what happened?"
"He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go."
"Well what happened?"
"He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go."
by Uncle Pablo January 17, 2004

when kanye west blogs, he types in caps, and uses excessive exclamation points, like everything he says is THAT important.
a kanye west caps lock night is when you have to type everything in caps using excessive exclamation points because IT'S THAT IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a kanye west caps lock night is when you have to type everything in caps using excessive exclamation points because IT'S THAT IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST DROPPED SOME KIDS OFF AT THE POOL AND THERE WAS NO BOOTY WIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS HAS TURNED INTO A KANYE WEST CAPS LOCK NIGHT
by socalbaby September 29, 2009

A brilliant movie, which you can't help watching a million times without gettin bored.
Best if you want to improve your Cockney =)
Best if you want to improve your Cockney =)
(From Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)
- Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
- What d'you mean?
- We grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah !
- And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie.
- Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
- What d'you mean?
- We grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah !
- And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie.
by Willxl January 19, 2007

The act of safely locking out machinery typically robotic automation cells while your junk is out and trying to not get caught by the safety guy.
Bob: Hey bill can you help me with this robot.
Bill: yeah no problem.
Bob: don't forget to Lock out with your Cock out. I saw the safety guy cruising around. He's on a mission.
Bill: yeah no problem.
Bob: don't forget to Lock out with your Cock out. I saw the safety guy cruising around. He's on a mission.
by Froogielicious January 14, 2010

by fur trader March 27, 2010

by nonchalantkeii April 29, 2022
