“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
Get the Classical liberalmug. A National liberal is a combination of liberalism and nationalism. It usually means someone that wants to keep a small government, and freedom of the individual, while keeping ones pride of the country. This is a common form of liberalism in Europe.
European: ‘I’m a liberal’
American: ‘So you support big government and Joe Biden?’
European: ‘Hell nah, I meant I’m a National liberal. Not a weird ass Neoliberal’
American: ‘So you support big government and Joe Biden?’
European: ‘Hell nah, I meant I’m a National liberal. Not a weird ass Neoliberal’
by Kalebop November 5, 2022
Get the national liberalmug. by Picky Nicky November 23, 2019
Get the Blue Liberalmug. Syonomous with virtue signaling, in the sense of making a show of being phony about one's convictions.
The flaming liberals of Martha's Vineyard rushed to greet the undocumented migrants dumped on their doorstep.
by Hugh Jorgan, Sr. November 11, 2022
Get the Flaming liberalmug. The top Google result (as of November 2020) for this post's namesake.
Titled "Left-Speak : a glossary of terms", it's a strawman of a "liberal" in which the terms "socialist", "progressive", "leftist" and "liberal" are used interchangeably.
In it, "racist" is defined as "anyone who has decided that individuals should be judged not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."
The quote from MLK Jr is used here ironically, to point out apparent liberal hypocrisy. The entry (rather, all the entries, of which there are 77) is a projection of what the OP believes a "liberal" would mean when they speak. This entry continues with a heavily misconstrued explanation of "intersectionality".
Considering that the US is the *only first world country* where health care isn't universally accessible ("Universal Healthcare" is defined as , Specifically, a means by which you would be obliged to support or tolerate a certain political party or doctrine in order to save your very life") and given the many references to the US constitution, Left-speak was likely written by an American conservative.
Titled "Left-Speak : a glossary of terms", it's a strawman of a "liberal" in which the terms "socialist", "progressive", "leftist" and "liberal" are used interchangeably.
In it, "racist" is defined as "anyone who has decided that individuals should be judged not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."
The quote from MLK Jr is used here ironically, to point out apparent liberal hypocrisy. The entry (rather, all the entries, of which there are 77) is a projection of what the OP believes a "liberal" would mean when they speak. This entry continues with a heavily misconstrued explanation of "intersectionality".
Considering that the US is the *only first world country* where health care isn't universally accessible ("Universal Healthcare" is defined as , Specifically, a means by which you would be obliged to support or tolerate a certain political party or doctrine in order to save your very life") and given the many references to the US constitution, Left-speak was likely written by an American conservative.
"If you parse their sentences, the speech of the Left can be at times befuddling unless you understand their unique usage of terms. So that you may better understand (liberal words) Left-speak in the future, I offer the following glossary... You might want to print this and keep it on-hand for those times when you are unable to avoid (liberal words) Left-speak. "
by Mickey from Minnesota November 7, 2020
Get the Liberal Wordsmug. Person 1: Are you a liberal
Person 2: No, I’m a leftist
Person 1: What even is the difference
Person 2: Liberals are like conservatives just not as in your face about hating people, leftists actually want good
Person 1: Oh
Person 2: No, I’m a leftist
Person 1: What even is the difference
Person 2: Liberals are like conservatives just not as in your face about hating people, leftists actually want good
Person 1: Oh
by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023
Get the liberalmug. The Brunei Borneo Liberation Party is dedicated to advocating for the restoration of Sabah and Sarawak to Brunei, with a primary focus on the Borneo region. The party's main goals include fostering a democratic movement that seeks to peacefully reclaim the historically significant territories of Sabah and Sarawak, which were previously part of Brunei. The party aims to engage in diplomatic efforts and international dialogue to address historical grievances and promote the rights of the people in the region. Additionally, the Brunei Borneo Liberation Party is committed to championing the principles of autonomy, self-determination, and the right to determine one's political destiny, with the ultimate objective of ensuring a fair and just resolution for the people of Borneo. Free Sabah and Sarawak from Malaysia!
Ahmad: Bro have you heard of the Brunei Borneo Liberation Party?
Abdullah: Yeah man, I respect their cause and I feel I want to join them.
Ahmad: Me too bro.
Abdullah: Yeah man, I respect their cause and I feel I want to join them.
Ahmad: Me too bro.
by Hamba Tuhan Maha Esa November 13, 2023
Get the Brunei Borneo Liberation Partymug.