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tree knocking

A scare tactic that Big Foot used to scare people out of the forest
While hiking in the forest we heard tree knocking and made a hasty exit.
by The squatcher Dr August 14, 2020
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knocks

Slang for a gun or firearm. Originated in the Bronx (New York)
Niggas outside ain't toting no knocks he try to run and his ass getting flocked
by UltimateRuffles June 10, 2022
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Knock out

The thing Laith will do to Chris if they box each other
Michael knows Laith can knock out Chris into the middle of next week
by Leonids Brutus January 23, 2022
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Knock him a cracker

Meaning you will put a hole in his dome.
He called me nibba bout to knock him a cracker
by RejectClix November 6, 2019
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Knock off

When you call someone is a knock off, it means they are an Ella because Ella is a knock off.
by Weight a minute August 3, 2025
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socks knocked off

getting hit so hard your clothes come flying off, leaving only your underwear.
DAMN! That man got his socks knocked off!”
by Lowcap September 21, 2022
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Naked and Knocked Up

When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.

Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)

The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.

Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020
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