Jump Your Bones

To have/want to have sexual intercourse with a person.

If you fix my computer, I will jump your bones!

by Gutlut June 02, 2009

jump over the ottoman

A female pickup line indicating a desire to have a threesome with two guys. The girl lays across an ottoman while she is sucking one guy's penis and is being penetrated either vaginally or anally by the other guy. When the two guys switch positions they jump over the ottoman.

"Hey guys! Let's go back to my place and jump over the ottoman."

by The Golden Boy August 05, 2006

jumping jewhosaphat

a fine phat jewish ho who listens to van halen's album 1984 (specifically 'jump')

I drove by an elementary school and saw a bunch of jumping jewhosaphats.

by bigheadborza March 09, 2005

Jump-rape

The act of being raped by method of Jumping as seen in Jumper (2008)

Man, your ass must hurt, I didn't see anyone though. Did you just get jump-raped?

by the real Wesley Willis September 07, 2008

21 Jump Street

Where the cheat is not from.

Who's the guy from 21 Jump Street? Not the cheat. Not the cheat.

by Mandie September 02, 2003

orange jump suit

In jail or prison.

The orange jump suit is worn by endangered prisoners, such as child molesters, abusers and killers, protected witnesses, transgenders, cannibals, rapists and perverts.

Prisoners in bright orange jump suits are kept separate from the general jail population for their own protection.

by gr8fuldaniel October 15, 2012

Jumped Off The Porch

Finally Deciding To Break The Law

Awe Man , Rodney Jumped Off The Porch

by quackerflack April 22, 2021