by Slangily January 13, 2024
A funny, smart girl, who always keep your spirits up and reassures you every step of the way. Hardworking, and a great friend. If you’re lucky enough to have a Jade as a friend, make sure you appreciate them, and if you are a jade, accept it, your amazing <3
by girrafeis_cook July 09, 2022
Jade a very hot and sexy person you will never find a better girl or girlfriend then jade she is sometimes not so kind but doesn't mean to come off that way she is the most beautiful girl you will meet.
Bob the builder: Jade is so hot ❤
Gerald: I know right *looks at her then faints*
Jade: *starts laughing and says thank you*
Gerald: I know right *looks at her then faints*
Jade: *starts laughing and says thank you*
by bbggggggggggggggg February 01, 2022
The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
by EndGynocentrism September 03, 2017
Alyssa Jade Dubrawsky is really cool and lovable (Also very gay). Although she is very straight forward and tell you how it is, she still has a kind heart deep down in her. Don’t mistake her kindness though because she can and WILL flash out on anyone and anything that aggravates her. She loves coffee, salad, cucumbers, ice-cream, and her dog Zoey. If you ever get a chance to date her or be with her please treat her with the up most respect and give her unconditional love until you can’t love anymore; she really deserves it.
Dude: Do you know Alyssa Jade Dubrawsky?
Girl: yeah, she’s pretty cool
Dude: she called me dumb
Girl: oh well🤷 ♀️, you probably deserved it
Girl: yeah, she’s pretty cool
Dude: she called me dumb
Girl: oh well🤷 ♀️, you probably deserved it
by ambitious_creepygirl May 25, 2022
by idctbh July 18, 2019