Relationship bandit

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.

"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."

by Trog11 July 25, 2016

What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like

by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016

Wank relationship

When you spend more time wanking than actually having sex with your partner.

Joe's in a wank relationship. Man I have more sex than he does and I'm single.

by Redgirlgo May 31, 2016

Unhealthy Relationship

No sex 🙄

1.Bro I spend 7 mouths in a "unhealthy relationship".

2. Dude to my " unhealthy relationship" porn been my bestfriend 🙄🙄

by Unhealthy relationship May 24, 2016

Jelled a relationship

To lie about a relationship

Person 1: Did you know Felicity jelled a relationship?
Person 2: I knew it!

by j_dagawddd January 16, 2017

Pseudo relationship

When 2 people develop a partner like relationship because of perfect personal chemistry, they act like a married couple or like lovers everywhere except in bed. One of the 2 people are not attracted to the other because of physical appearance and when the one who is interested finds out the other one thinks he/she is to ugly they go trough a pseudo divorce and have the relationship of a divorced couple.

Oh look at Ken and Dolly they are like made for each other! Aren't they?
Yeah, definitely but Ken thinks Dolly's ass is way to flat. So its not going any further.

I see! what a shame, how superficial, so they will have a happy pseudo relationship until she realize.

by Louise Berglund January 19, 2017

Karolina and Jeffrey Relationship💝

When these 2 wonderful peiple date there will be a lot of affection and gestures but not lots of communication. The"Karolina" in this relationship will often hide from jeffrey and will break his heart for a unnecessary reason.The "Jeffrey" will do anything to hug or kiss the Karo even pay somebody but this may lead to breakups. Besides the lack of communication this a wonderful couple but may need a little therapy or advice from Jeffrey's brother and Karolina's boy bsf

Someone:I hate being single
Other person:Get in a Karolina and Jeffrey Relationship💝

by That one couples therapist October 30, 2019