Michael Jordan is the gooderest at basketball.
by therealfrenchfry January 8, 2025
Get the gooderest mug.Often stylised as (GööberWäffen) this term derives from the english slang "Goober" meaning idiot, retard, or silly person and fusing it with the german word "Waffen" meaning weapon. This word is used to describe someone who is such an idiot they should, in fact, be considered a weapon. Typically a weapon of mass destruction.
"That dude John? Oh yeah, he is a whole fu*king Gooberwaffen"
"That right there is a 'Gööberwaffen' for sure"
"That right there is a 'Gööberwaffen' for sure"
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the act of befriending a Goobertizer, and becoming a downright goober. Heavily linked to increases in sillyness and tomfoolery. May cause death.
Person 1: "Dude, I don't know, this Goobertizer seems like a pretty cool guy."
Person 2: "Yeah, you know what? I AGREE! Let us undergo goobertization!!!"
Person 1: "Yayyy!!!"
Person 2: "Yeah, you know what? I AGREE! Let us undergo goobertization!!!"
Person 1: "Yayyy!!!"
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person 2: I have been goobermaxxing(does something silly).
person 2: I have been goobermaxxing(does something silly).
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