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Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due
Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.
by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022
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Gardening

In contrast to grinding, gardening is about making money slowly but surely without over exosting one's slef. The seeds are your goals which you gradually grow by watring them (working on them) to have a graden of money making crops.
Person A: you still on the grind boy?

Person B: nah, now I'm gardening.
by Foramen Magnum June 22, 2022
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Garden City

A town full of snobby, nasty, white kids who think they're better than everyone. The women in this town are ugly, stupid, white women who look down on minorities. The men are rude, fat guys who drink their lives away. The kids are horrible. They mostly come from white, republican, catholic families and scared of minorities. They're all racist and evil. Bottom Line: Garden City is a terrible place for people of color.
Boy 1: "Yo, did you hear about those stupid white bitches that died yesterday?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, those dummies were from Garden City.:
by FuckGardenCity February 24, 2022
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Sea Garden

A decorative garden containing contents obtained from the sea and/or beach such as dead coral, shells, driftwood, and/or plants.
My neighbor has a pretty looking sea garden outside on her front porch.
by huneriscool17 March 7, 2022
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Ohio olive garden

When you've had enough stress you strip naked and dunk your head and hands into a deep fryer
This shift has been enough time for the ol ohio olive garden
by Odinsraven98 February 8, 2026
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Olive Garden

A slang term for "excessive screen time" named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone
I thought I was just having a lazy Saturday, but after checking my screen time, I realized I hit the Olive Garden level today—12 hours scrolling through recipes and reviews!
by Emotional Cruiser February 9, 2026
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Olive Garden situation

A slang term for "prolonged periods of unavoidable excessive screen time" named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone
After binge-watching my favorite series all weekend, I definitely found myself in an Olive Garden situation—my screen time report was through the roof!
by Emotional Cruiser February 9, 2026
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