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national grab dick day

it’s a day where girls/guys grab a guys dick, this day occurs on april 12, the day after grab ass day!
by tctuesdays April 11, 2019
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Alligator Grab

When engaging in anal sex with your sweetie and you reach in her vagina and jerk yourself off.
I had to use the alligator grab on the old lady this morning when just being in one orifice just doesn't get it done.
by Half shaft October 31, 2018
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the grabbing

when a parent grabs their child's phone while they show their parent something on it. it's usually accompanied by them either scrolling, asking "what/who is that?", and/or them not giving the intended reaction
child: hey, mom look at this meme walks over to mother
mom: okay, honey. grabs phone
child: it's funny, right?
mom: begins swiping i don't see what's funny

child: later yeah, my mom did the grabbing today. she almost saw a picture with a swear, she would've flipped.
by max quigley July 9, 2020
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National grab dick day

On April 12th, it’s national grab dick day. When you walk by him grab his dick
Just walk by and grab his dick, it’s “national grab dick day
by BRI lewis April 11, 2019
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2am Towel Grab

When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room
Yeah man it was a 2am towel grab. I forgot to bring tissues with me.
by wutfuckery January 16, 2020
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Grab ass day

You now can slap or hit anyones bum as its national ass day
Grab ass day is the day were u can go to her and grab her ass
by Malsosja June 10, 2019
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Grab Ass Day

On October 30th, you can grab as much ass as you want but you can only grab one person ass
person A: bro its Grab Ass Day person B: I know I'm so hyped,I'm going to grab so much ass
by Adecider October 12, 2022
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