A swell dude named Ty who has a heck of a time getting his life together and as a result just kinda flops fetchingly through life like a lifeless blob of lard swirling in a chasm that is juxtaposed between chaos and helplessness.
by #Jellylicious 😎 November 9, 2018

Referring to the size of a marijuana cigarette and/or cigar. Regarded in a sarcastic tone and used by those with 'college' student-like budgets (i.e. not a lot of money) to represent a marijuana cigarette and/or cigar fitting such a lifestyle.
A small marijuana cigarette and/or cigar
A small marijuana cigarette and/or cigar
Come on over dude! I got a college fatty rolled up!
Yeah, I'm not high anymore, I smoked a college fatty with three other people...
Yeah, I'm not high anymore, I smoked a college fatty with three other people...
by Thaddious Braddley February 3, 2017

a species of william jones that has a nature of ordering 20 mcnuggets, a large chips, large chocolate milkshake and if feeling peckish a mcflurry or two (They are always feeling peckish).
by tidgems February 17, 2024

Unattractively thick
by BigbioSunTzu September 4, 2020

by maha6714 September 29, 2017

Akin to homeostasis, the organism's bodily function respond to the biotic transmutations within the environment. Fatty-ostasis was first used in the English Royal Society of Science and Medicine (ERSSM) by Walter Bradford Cannon. The paradoxical complex multi-dimensional system and cycle of fatty-ostasis is originated from the molecular level to the biological and ecological status. Fatty-ostasis is a present state of generation and changes in the physiological pathways, the supply of fatty acids in this logical pretext shows that it uses components of neural receptors and the calvin cycle to produce fatty acids to seek out hibernation and the infinite cycle of the universe and life, though this is postulatably implausible, the universe was created at a singular point, a origin with photons, electrons and neutrons. All of life is encompassed in a three dimensional space with time as the 4th dimensional space in a xyz plane with fatty acids cresting a key component in a molecular level for life. As the universe sprung into the big bang, it was a frugal force that used the rules of gravity and the tankon's limit to state that as the universe gets older and expands into a larger xyz plane, gravity will eventually become more strained and there will be less gravity to hold the universe and using the logic tankon's, the universe will eventually collapse at a rate of speed so much that the universe will become a single photon that will inevitably become a fatty acid
"Ms. Malam's body responds to the cold, winter weather by using fatty-ostasis to hibernate through the winter."
by kaskodian May 30, 2019

literally the best way to insult any family member, without no doubt, is the true way to offend someones family member
Craig: LMAO ur mom gay ur dad lesbian ur brother mother ur uncle a cuckle ur sister mister LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 9GAG IS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Matthew: And your daddy fatty
After the sentence is complete, all planet earth becomes a huge battle royale and everyone is fighting everyone, and the last survivor can rule planet earth
Matthew: And your daddy fatty
After the sentence is complete, all planet earth becomes a huge battle royale and everyone is fighting everyone, and the last survivor can rule planet earth
by daddy fucker 124 March 20, 2018
