Someone who is so totally completely pan-handled that their friends would be able to place a punctured inflatable shark toy on their head with little resistance and proceed to chant "He's got a shark on his head, shaaark on his heeadd!" if they so pleased.
Look at hessy, man, he's chasing all the seagulls!
I know mate, but let him off, he has got a massive shark head afterall.
I know mate, but let him off, he has got a massive shark head afterall.
by BigOldSharkHead August 30, 2010
A "Park Shark" is a woman who goes to skate park - without a skateboard - to court typically male skaters. They will sit on stair sets, ledges, and rails blocking the path for fellow skaters. The Park Shark uses a special technique when courting skaters; they will approach their prey and ask what tricks they can do, whether or not the skater actually lands the trick the Park Shark will act amazed followed by more flirting, etc. Anyone who's see's a park shark or is approached by one should migrate to a larger group of skaters as Park Sharks are known to only prey on individuals. A skate park that contains a large herd of Park Sharks is known as a Shark Park.
Yo dude you wanna hit the down rail next to the set?
Can't man, some park sharks gettin on that guy and the bitch won't move!
shit son!
yeah... should we truck fuck em?
...ok...
Can't man, some park sharks gettin on that guy and the bitch won't move!
shit son!
yeah... should we truck fuck em?
...ok...
by pooptrack May 03, 2011
by 12logan121 February 08, 2010
When your and some other people are riding your skate boards and one of them accidently gets too close behind you and hits you with their board.
Usually knocking you off balance, causing you to wipe out.
Usually knocking you off balance, causing you to wipe out.
Rob: Dude I was riding with kevin the other day looking for a sweet spot and I totally got a shark bite from him.
Ryan:What happened dude?
Rob: I wiped out, i left some skin o nthe road.
Ryan:What happened dude?
Rob: I wiped out, i left some skin o nthe road.
by Rob[941] July 11, 2008
A race car that circles it's pray before killing it at the line.
try him he like bate... red cars taste best
try him he like bate... red cars taste best
Land Shark it eats it's pray on the starting line and burps it out at the finish line.
Takes as many victims as it can on race days
A race car that is deadly on every run
Takes as many victims as it can on race days
A race car that is deadly on every run
by the land shark July 20, 2011
🎵 baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doodoodoodoodoodooo etc. 🎵 only the best song ever
Also the young chirren of shaakks
Also the young chirren of shaakks
by @username September 07, 2018