Eskimo Trifecta

Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.

Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.

Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.

Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?

There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.

If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!

by The Three Wiseman April 3, 2021

Eskimo cousins

When you fuck cousins

Dude, did you hear Emma and Hope fucked cousins? Yea, their Eskimo cousins now.

by Debby Ryand April 10, 2021

Eskimo Neighbor’s

Two people who have had sex with the same person but not in the same hole.

Dude 1: yo I fucked my homie Ryan in the ass the other day
Dude 2: YOOO I fucked his face yesterday!!!
Dude 1: guess Eskimo neighbor’s bro

by Ball Bustin Bob April 13, 2021

Eskimo Cousin

When two people have sex with the same person but in different ways

Dude: yo I fucked Ryan in the ass last night

Dudette: that’s crazy Ryan fucked me in the cooter the other day
Dude: guess we Eskimo Cousins homie

by Ball Bustin Bob April 13, 2021

Eskimonap

Getting drunk and going to sleep in the snow forever I’m sick of this world I just want to get a bottle and go take an Eskimo nap

Eskimonap Suicide mixing Hypothermia and alcohol

by Farmacy420ma April 30, 2021

Eskgetit

Meaning “let’s get it” but hood.

Friend 1: Yo man wanna head back to my crib and get into the henny?

Friend 2: Fuck yah man, eskgetit!

by Country—dipper 42 May 5, 2021

eskitty guan

1. super hot and cool sandwich maker famously known as the lookalike of dixie damelio. don’t keep her as your number one sneaky link defineltey not sneaky link material she doesn’t put mayonnaise on the right side of the bread.

these sandwiches taste like shit! who made them? eskitty guan?

by finnwolfhardswifeforrealnocap May 8, 2021