Dave

The human equivalent to piss in a can.

Ahh he’s a dave

by Moomz September 11, 2020

DAVE!!

The best man among all the people on Earth, only one man has ever had this title, but his location is sadly unknown. so be on the lookout because you never know when you might be looking at DAVE!! (yes DAVE!! is the name, all caps and including the 2 exclamation marks ONLY 2).

Hey bro, look out for DAVE!!, he can be anywhere

by anonymous December 12, 2022

Dave Senior Tyee

Any Chinook salmon over 21lbs.

Me: "Hey Dave, how big do you think that fish is"

Dave Senior: "35 pounds!"
Me: *Puts it on the scale* "Wow 22 pounds"
David Summers: "A Dave Senior Tyee"

by HardyFisher December 5, 2017

Daved

The act of suddenly going to the washroom immediately after noticing a waterworks driver

He comes Tony with 4 pages, I guess I'm gonna have to do it since I just got daved

by Jaheheorjdb February 3, 2021

Dave’s not here man

A phase used to determine that the piece of information you were looking for is null and void. Said as a response that politely indicates the answer is unknown.
Taken from the hit movie Cheech and Chong

Person (a) can you help me out later ?
Person (b) Dave’s not here man

by Deloris Schrodinger November 11, 2025

old dave

A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.

I feel bad for old dave he had to retire after 8 years.

by big peeps October 23, 2003

deep dave

A man with such along shlong that he gets in there pretty well. Also known as a Pornstar with a Big Dick.

“All the ladies love Deep Dave.”
“Deep Dave deep dives in ya.”

by kuromibunnyhunny October 12, 2021