placenta daddy

Someone who has a kid and becomes significantly better at life as a result

Raptors Fan: Damn, Fred VanVleet is really such an OG placenta daddy.
Warriors Fan: Yea man he stopped missing jumpers completely after having his kid.

by Rail Roid June 16, 2019

daddy bird

A sexual act, where a man ejaculates into his own mouth, mixes the semen with his own saliva by swishing, then baby-birds the mixture into his sexual partner’s waiting mouth.

“Oh my god, I was fucking Charlie last night and you’ll never believe what he did. He wanted to daddy bird me.”

by b|Ind band|t April 19, 2018

Daddy chan

Daddy chan is a phrase that can be used in any situation. It could be a greeting, goodbye, roast etc. It is perfect for getting out of awkward situations on vc. It’s mostly useful in vc scenarios. To say it correctly you need to say daddy like your moaning it and chan like your cumming. You know you’ve done it correctly when you can say daddy, wait 3 seconds and then say chan and no one says anything in between.

“Hey so where is jack at”

“Daddy chan”

“Wtf”

by Galiafegamknf April 6, 2021

Daddy Pepper

The gray hair that develops on an older dude in his nether regions when he matures and younger people are jealous.

Yuri has daddy pepper around his junk.

by PoppaPepper October 5, 2019

daddy zerk

Daddy zerk is also another nickname given to an older male when looking after his children or if people shout if for pleasure.

"DADDY ZERK BOI, GET YOUR ASS HERE BEFORE I MAKE YOU! I WANT FOOD YOU FUCK."

"Yes daddy zerk! Fuck me."

by OTPZERKAA February 22, 2017

Daddy Brando

One with a large cock. Gets all the women he wants. Always the hottest guy at your school

I want to have anal with that DADDY BRANDO.

by Legit gamer grill April 26, 2017

iPhone daddy

A smaller version of Mac daddy

person1:Imma mac daddy!
person2:STFU you are just iPhone daddy.

by TEH SHIT October 15, 2012