A tomato named bob that’s put in chili
Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff
Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff
Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff
by Why did you leave me Stacy? December 22, 2020
"I'm stuffed. Wanna fuck?"
"Sure, but we're out of lube"
"Guess it's time for the Ol' Roman Chili Dog"
"Sure, but we're out of lube"
"Guess it's time for the Ol' Roman Chili Dog"
by T.Tryckster April 09, 2021
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by KyonH February 10, 2009
Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
by Bobby Autismic December 22, 2018
Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018
This is where your SO skipped dinner so you dip you boner in a Cincinnati based chili during foreplay
by OuttaControlJoel October 29, 2019