Burrito

A Burrito is someone who has many friends like a Crustina and they like to hang around tables at school. Specifically, tables numbered four. That sounds really random but it has been scientifically proven by me.
Me: Who is that over there on table number 4
Crustina: IS THAT BURRITO
by ms paiz June 04, 2019
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burrito penance

The grueling, and often painful, bathroom experience that may occur as a direct result of eating burritos.
"Saturday night burritos? You'll be doing Sunday morning burrito penance!"
by Deome February 02, 2016
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Burrito Noche

The night you spend in the bathroom after eating Mexican food for dinner.
After eating dinner last night at (insert Mexican restraunt name) I had a Burrito Noche.
by iMeMyself January 01, 2012
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Meat and Cheese burrito

When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.
Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”
by CyreeseLym(FromOblock) July 31, 2024
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burrito monster

"A curly-haired IT professional with an insatiable appetite for burritos and dank memes
Who would win? Burrito Monster or 3 Bay City Bombers?
by Orophin_Px2 October 22, 2017
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Blazin burrito

one pissed off Mexican. or spic for tht matter
Billy: Holy shit, look at Juan!
Evan: Jesus fuck, his eyes are red!
Billy: Man, that's one Blazin Burrito
by ilikecheesepenis April 02, 2009
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Nut Burrito

A giant burrito of a cock packed with special sauce.
Guys I could really go for a nut burrito right about now.
by El Jefe_ March 14, 2019
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