Brian

There's a good chance your name is actually Ryan.

Person 1: My name is Ryan.
Person 2: Did you say Brian?

by CancerousWeeaboo March 16, 2018

Brian Moon

A garden gnome of a man.

That was a cute Brian Moon in the garden!

by Luna Lea October 3, 2023

Brian

Brian is a nice guy who can be friends with anyone who is not annoying in any major manor. This is a usually homosexual man. He can make amazing jokes with random people. He is a very calm human being.

Hey Brian!
He is such a Brian!!!

by YA BOIII2468 June 14, 2018

Brian Varghese

Keralite/ Malayali with a massive cock

This dude was so big I thought he was Brian Varghese

by Vlerd January 20, 2022

Brian Nguyen's workout plan

1 set of assisted pull-ups

1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.

Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!

by aluminum ballsack June 30, 2023

Kaley Brian

A teacher at rivet high school who shakes the school when she walks and sounds like toad from Mario.

That beached whale looks like Kaley Brian.

by Joe Hopf January 23, 2020

Brians

1. Over sized phalanges, provoking the movement of joysticks on a play station 4 control.

2. The absence of user skills in madden 18.

Bro why do you suck so bad at madden?

Don’t you see my Brians? I can never do anything correct because of these dam brians.

by Maddens Life December 6, 2017